Friday, January 30, 2009

Deflowering

Assuming you don't live in an underground cave, you've heard the story of Natalie Dylan, a women's study student auctioning off her virginity in order to pay for school. Bidding has reading $3.8 million, so she's clearly quite successful. Male virginity isn't considered special (although it's just about as useless) so men are forced to turn in their v-cards the old-fashioned way. By which, of course, I mean craigslist.

I come across pleas for deflowering fairly regularly, but this one seemed worth posting. This young man is twenty years old, and so here's the deal
I have been saving myself for marriage, but I realize more and more that my wife probably will not be a virgin, so why should I? 
There's more but it's pretty boring. Anyway, I like this. I've always disapproved of abstinence until marriage. Fine, personal choice and all that, but that doesn't mean I have to think it's a good idea. I have had sex with virgins. It's not something I care to repeat.

Anyway, this is all very interesting if you're like me and you're completely fascinated by sexual double-standards and the abstinence movement and the attitudes people hold towards sex, but if you just want a quick laugh, you have to appreciate the photo he chose.

Just a tip.


If you insist on taking photos like this one, putting them on craiglist with the title first come first serve is absurdly optimistic.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

PSA time and depression.

My last post was on dangerously tempting craigslist ads. This post is about ads that just seem like the author has given up. Most craigslist posters try to sell themselves -- hence "I am a supermodel with a ten-inch penis and I will smoke you out!" -- but these poor guys have just given up.

This young man has written a post entitled Down with the condom... I don't understand his ellipse, but I don't understand much about the title. Is that "down with the condom" as in "hey, I'm down with condoms" or as in "DOWN WITH CONDOMS!" 

Craigslist never disappoints.
I want to fuck bareback tonight. I want to experience finally what it feels like without the rubber. I'm latino, 5-8 and chubby. 
If you are responding to a craigslist ad, you should be using protection. 

Out of curiosity I did a search for bareback. Most people seem to have figured this out. There are some requests, but considering the sheer number of posts I'm proud of craigslisters. But not of this guy. He leads with the intriguing can you handle 20 cocks? and then proceeds to prove that he is dumb as a box of rocks, and thinks you are too.
yes im serious. im offering around 20 cocks for a super horny slut. 

you must be between 18-29. on the pill takes it bareback, loves analand pussy creampie and swollowing cum. must host. please send a pic and number. otherwise no response
20 cocks. Bareback. The kid is 19, which is no excuse because so am I and I know better. Go ahead, have a gangbang. There's always some kind of risk involved, but fucking 20 guys you met on craigslist and don't know without any protection is stupid. Bring condoms to your group sex.

This next one is just depressing as fuck. I feel sorry for the guy. He draws you in with a clever title -- Cripple needs a nipple, really -- but then proceeds to make you want to kill yourself.
Hello 
Seperated, lonely, need someone to help me forget i'm disable. 
I use a sportschair. to fly past everybody going downhill. haha 
Diner, movies, anything really, oh yeah must be 420 friendly. 
5 ft, 20 lbs overwieght. I know, I know, sorry. 
hey at least i still have a heartbeat. ok, sorry. that was bad. 
You must be a happy person, anything goes, but it goes better with a smile. 
emial me, I dare you. 

Um, hugs?

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Temptation


The most dangerous thing about craigslist casual encounters is that they are sometimes incredibly tempting.

This post, for example, is entitled, perhaps somewhat repetitively, MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL MODEL. The request is completely vanilla, but there's a photo and the guy is cute. He has a hotel room in Beverly Hills. Hot guy, nice place, glam job, will probably buy me weed. I'm home for the holidays and bored off my ass. I see no bad. I could be having sex right now. I could be having stoned sex right now.

I click automatically whenever I see a post from a college student. I'm a college student, and I tend to have sex with other college students. Plus, college student means close to my age and relatively intelligent, which decreases the sketch factor considerably.

Except most of the time they never say which college. So the sketch factor is still pretty high.

I have no real point to this, except that this completely unremarkable post should be congratulated for leaving me legitimately tempted, and for having a photo that without showing the guy's face makes me think he's going to be hot. 

The guy is twenty-three, which is old for college. Either he's a grad student or just dumb. Either way, I could go for it.

Reading craigslist while bored is dangerous.