Thursday, December 11, 2008

Frostbite

From the m4m casual encounters:

The title: want this pussy?

The post itself is completely boring, but the combination of the title and the photo and the post itself moderately entertaining.
tight, warm ass here. gl bi-racial guy looking for masc tops to come open me up. i prefer guys who know what they like in bed and want to show me. send stats and/or pics for response. i have pics also

I am not a gay man, so clearly I am not the expert here, but I don't think anyone sees a tranquil winter landscape and thinks about sex. I mean, I think about sex all the time, but if I happen to think about sex while looking at a tranquil winter landscape I immediately start thinking about frostbite.

I am not a gay man, but sometimes reading gay craigslist makes me kind of wish I were , if only because of posts like this one: Getting high in hose n heels. Dressing up and smoking weed and having sex with a stranger actually sounds kind of fun. If you end up dating, it's the cutest how-we-met story ever, and if you never see the guy again it's still a great story for when you get into drunk overshare mode.

But then I read the post and it made me giggle. 
mostyl str8 but want to suck in hose and heels n MAYBE get _ucked...5'5 165 light trimmed safe only..cannot host
Short little straight guy who wants to give head.

Crossdressing is usually a straight guy thing, and so oddly enough I'm tempted to believe that this guy actually is "mostyl str8" and that kind of warms the cockles of my heart. The nice thing about craigslist is that there is such an interesting array of sexuality. 

More religious oddness.

Sometimes I read posts in Casual Encounters and I don't know whether they were put there by mistake or if the poster is just trying something new. People get pretty creative trying to get strangers to have sex with them.

Religion always seems to me like a really odd thing to bring up in Casual Encounters. It makes sense in the personals, but when you're trying to get casual sex I don't think your strongly held religious beliefs are relevant. If anything, they're offputting because I assume that if we do have sex, you'll feel bad about it the next day. Really religious people are completely insane about sex.

That said, I think this one falls into the "funny mistake" category, and I'm posting it more for its location than anything else.

Ok Ladies 

I'm a God fearing black man who does construction and although I never finished high school I believe deeply and strongly in God. I don't have a car, but the little that I do have I don't mind sharing. I spend most of my time attending church and teaching bible study 3 times a week. My prayer is that some day God will send me a God fearing woman who will be my wife. Nothing will make me more happier than this. I don't have much money so women who are gold diggers please do not respond because I believe true love is free. Please respond with photos and I will do the same. 
I feel bad making fun of this guy because he's so poor and he's looking for true love on Casual Encounters, and because spending that much time at church would make me slit my wrists. 

I went to Catholic school, and we had mass once a month. I always brought a book and tried to sit where none of the teachers could see me. I never got caught, which means either the teachers weren't paying attention or that they were just as bored as I was and could sympathize. I'm generally kind of fascinated by religion and religious belief, but I think that's mostly because I find the whole thing so boring that anyone who takes it seriously is like a space alien to me. 

So I feel a little sorry for this poor space alien who spends so much time being poor at church. If you are a god fearing black woman (or you know one) please give E.T. here a chance.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Religion and Craig

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Race, Confusion, and Craigslist

Sometimes, craigslist is more confusing than anything else. And sometimes it gets kind of borderline racist. And sometimes it gets really racist. If you want to read a thoughtful dissection of racism on craigslist, go read this article. I'm just going to make fun of one of the odder posts I found this morning. The spelling isn't mine.

Hey there i a new to new york, but i am not new to love making . I have been with many white daughter of white father and turned their pussy into a black dick craved pussy . This not me who is telling them but i went to a forum and saw , both pic and graphic pics(semi nude and full nude)of white girl with black not one or true but hundred of them just just like me .I am not saying this but some true video speaks 

I want to make love to some white chick and then go and tell her dad that i am Bf. LOL i was kidding. i want to fuck the white girl who love black dick. i am black man. yes young and i am in school in . i am don't want some one from my college to know that what i am doing. that is why i am online looking for new friends. I have dated many girls and want it to be a NSA , 

this is going to be secret and no one will no and all behind closed doors 
m4ww m4mw--
The spelling and race fetish are kind of funny, but pretty much normal for craigslist. The weird thing is the obsession with the girl's father and the fact that he feels the need to tell us that he got this idea from some kind of online forum, specifically one with both nude and semi-nude photos.

Perhaps the most telling part of this is where he says he wants either two women or a woman and a man. I'm pretty sure he's hoping to get in on some incest. There's a hodgepodge of fetishes here, and it's pretty entertaining.

Yes, there's a photo, but check it out yourself.  It's a boring standard blurry penis shot and it's not interesting enough for me to upload.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

ATTACK OF THE GIANT PENISES!

Men on craigslist are always talking about their penises. They talk a lot about what they want people to do to their penises. One of the things I find fascinating about craigslist is that people are much more honest about some things than they would be in real life, but also willing to tell some very wild lies they wouldn't even considering if you'd met at a dinner party.

People always lie about penis size. Either that those uncharismatic types who can't pick up girls in bars are all sporting nine inches.

There is one place, however, where adding a few extra inches will actually decrease your chances of getting what you want. And when you want a blowjob from a woman might just be one of those times.

The post, in its entirety:
can any real women respond who are willing to take 8 inches of cock?
I like a big one as much as the next girl and probably more than most, but I prefer them in my vagina because shoving a massive dick down my throat is not that comfortable. I'm usually okay with it for the first thirty seconds, because that is about how long it takes blowjobs to stop being fun for me. 

He's probably more like seven or seven and a half, and either of those would be much less intimidating.

And then there's the question form, as exemplified by who wants to try a 9" DICK??? I kind of doubt he'll be able to get those "nine" inches up at all, since he sounds like he's been having a serious coke binge.
Pretty straightforward really. Your pics get mine. No fella or couples. Call me the US Enterprise 'cause I go boldly where no man has gone before--ALL THE WAY (and then some). Feed the cat. Hurts so GOOD.
It's accompanied by a photo of a sweet young lady:


But she doesn't look exactly comfortable.