Sunday, May 10, 2009

Poetry

Necessity is not the mother of invention. Horniness is.


Sex poetry is fairly common on CL. Witness. Fortunately, this poem isn't horribly misogynistic and is actually kind of fun to read.
Zip! Flap. Coils creek on tires flat. 
Crooked neck tight- 
On ceiling. 
Crunch, plastic ceiling light. 
Zip! Gown. Slide down. Button slip. Tits, Big, 
Brown. 
White. Bikini Stripes. 
Grips on wrist. Sweaty leather, pulls, sticks. 
Hot breath. Dry lips. Hair wisps in kiss. 
Leg back, lift. Ass. Smack! 
Noone can see? No. Windows dirty/cracked. 
Back. 
Knee jerk. Grab. Jack. 
Knees on seats. 
Prying elbows. Dust billows. Tough nipples. 
Thigh in teeth. Gritty cheek. Tip. Clit. Dress rip. Tounge on shin. Cunt. Cock. 
Tight fit. Plugged in. Sin. Steaming skin. 
Eyes meet- lock. Grin. Drip. Sweat dripping. Fuck. Fucking. Panting. Retrictive pants. Over heating. Pleading- Don't Stop! 
Yelling. Pushing. Pushing. Coffee cup, trash, crushed in corner thrashing. 
Push. Fill. Re-fill. Push in. Gush. Blood rush. Rushing, gushing- final thrust- gushed. Faces flushed. 

Receding. Car creeks quieting. Sweat pooling. 

Soaking. Cooling. 

Deep Breathing. 
Is it bad that I kind of hope he finds someone?

If I were at all musically inclined, and found myself in the position of having to think up a name for my band, I would just check CL.

you wan bang? cause imma make you suck my dynamite strap on, then explode it in ya face 

can't wait to detonate on ya papĂ­ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

send pics, lil breastfeedas wanted, cry for your mommy 
Dick Terrorist would immediately become super famous, and I would become a millionaire, and that would be awesome. It's a shame I'm tone deaf.
Some people are absurdly optimistic. Craigslist is an excellent example of this. Men write post after post, knowing that they're unlikely to get anything better than a link to a paysite.

Nowhere is this optimism more apparent than in the m4ww section. 

It's a sad reality that men are much more open to casual sex than women. Women are socialized to think casual sex is slutty, and we also have good reason to worry about our safety, so CL -- where people try to hook up with strangers for random fucking -- has a lot of frustrated straight guys. And really, beggars can't be choosers. Some people haven't grasped this yet.

i always wanted a few girls to make me their jump off and take turns making me fuck and suck on their cunts till they nut cute CLEAN shaved or waxed no hair down their girls 
me and a few friends gang banged one or 2 women back in the day don't ask because i wont tell i always wanted to know how the women felt 
or how i would feel if the tables were turned lol im brown skin 5'5 really cute i know how to lay pipe and eat a mean cooch something every man should learn 
to master must be at least 2 women so bring a friend OR 2 AND SHAVE YA PUSSY 
This is the kind of guy who encourages my evil side. 
Hi! Me and my friends have been looking for a guy to play with for a while, but we haven't found anyone uncreepy. I'm 5"4, 110, 32D redhead. My friends are both slender blondes, and we're all pretty hot. We all have nice thick bush, and we're not interested in shaving (razor burn, stubble) but if that bothers you enough to turn us down, we can always find someone else. Interested?
Here's the thing about guys who post on Casual Encounters with a list of requirements -- "You must be thin, white or Asian, multi-orgasmic, at least a C-cup, totally shaved, willing to take it bareback" -- you always wonder whether they'd actually turn down a hot black woman with a little extra weight. If they're posting on CL, they're pretty desperate.

Of course, my hypothetical sexy plus-sized black woman is a woman, on CL, in casual encounters and she can do whatever (whoever) the fuck she likes. If she posts an ad she'll be inundated with penis pics within ten minutes, and the guy she'll choose will probably be much hotter than the loser looking for slender white women only.