Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Religion and Craig

Craigslist might not be the best place to go when you're Seeking a Jewish Orthodox Hasidic Woman, as this twenty-five year old Jewish man is.

This post uses the word "discrete" four times (Yes, WE FUCKING GET IT.) but other than that is almost entirely uninteresting, except for this part:
hopefully your husband or boy friend does not know anything but if he does it would be fun for him to watch but i would rather a discrete relationship. 

i am looking for a discrete relationship with a religious girl or woman in the area who is looking to be treated the right way ;) 

I don't have any rabbis or Orthodox Jewish friends to call and ask about this, but I'm pretty sure casual encounters are frowned upon in the Orthodox community. 

Of course, as soon as I scrolled down the page I came upon another post by a twenty-five year old Jewish male. It seems like too much of a coincidence to not be the same guy, but the posts are written very differently, and they're looking for different things. The last guy wanted a devout Hasidic woman. This one titled his post Young jewish male for his shiksa girl :), and it's pretty much standard.
I'm 25, going to graduate school, really down to earth, outgoing with a good sense of humor. 
Which is a good deal more sane than the last one.

I did a search for "jewish" and I found another one from the first boy. Now he's a Secular jewish male for orthodox hasidic woman, and he's still twenty-five. It's short, so here's the whole thing.
I can't help but be so attracted to you women
It must suck to have a fetish for people known for not being into casual sex. In fairness, it would probably be a lot worse to have a Jehovah's Witness fetish. At least Jews are into having fun married sex. Jehovah's Witnesses are expected to go their entire lives without any oral.

Now I'm fucking depressed.

Also, the next time a Jehovah's Witness comes by my house, I'm going to have to work very hard to stop myself from offering a blowjob.

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